hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

onemomwolfpack:

bitchtitsgetsfit:

lol at ya’ll who are being all “there’s NO excuse for a messy house even if you have 3 kids under the age of 3!! you can ALWAYS find time to clean and if you don’t you’re a lazy slob!”

then don’t come to my fucking house and stay in your fortress of cleanliness and self-righteousness while I have a dance party with my kid in my dirty little hobbit hole.

who even gives a shit how clean other people’s houses are YOU DON’T KNOW ME

I love you

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

creature-features:

#deerskull I found in the woods.

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

xdreamxcatchersx:

henryviiisensuite:

and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts

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Am I supposed to be mad about the price, or the insinuation that I, as a woman, need to be saved, but a man needs to be the hero?

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frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

psdo:

*shrug*

important for any artist