white people be more shocked at draco saying ‘mudblood’ than when white person use the n-word



like i literally want to cry about joan rivers they say shes either going to be a vegetable or in a wheelchair this is so fucking sad i cant fathom how people are still making ill wishes on her. that is literally repulsive. thats somebodys mom. can you even imagine? ugh


i cant WAIT to see her vegetated wrinkled ass get put in the ground


Can everyone just be like Dylan?



get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian




Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*


Just what you need to change your piercings from basic to baller.






I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

i love him