pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

cooldudebro:

mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

me: image

princelypaws:

screamfortress2:

i have discovered my favorite vine

RISE

tinyunicornfart:

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast

lmaooo i cannttt

scissor-happy:

It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.